The other night I spontaneously pinned my kids to a small section of a wall and pulled their hair with a rotary ruler. True story.
The rule is—feet flat on the floor, heels against the wall, and I use a ruler (usually one of my big clear rotary ones that is handy) to make sure I am getting an accurate measurement of their height. When one kid gets measured, they ALL want to be measured.
Then they ran around looking for the tape measure to see how high their mark was on the wall. This specific section of wall is pretty skinny, so it’s not like it will ever have another purpose, but as I was laying awake in bed, unable to sleep thanks to a massive caffeine buzz, I got to thinking. What will happen to our measurement wall when I repaint?
Did you see how I slipped that in? When, not if, but WHEN I repaint.
Then the inspiration came—sweet inspiration. I should make a growth chart. And it had to be cool, funky, unique, not babyish or goofy—totally awesome!
I started out with a 1 x 10 x 6 pine board that Mr. CFO had sitting in the garage:
Add a sample of “Frozen Pond” and with a tape measure start marking where the lines will be.
There’s a great wood marker I like to use:
Works like a dream!

Obviously it looks better from a distance.
Now comes the super fancy technical part—adding the numbers, you ready?
Print out the numbers on a piece of paper. Make sure it’s a font you like.

Using the biggest, most preschool-ish pencil you can find, scribble all over the back of the paper where the numbers are.


Now, put the numbered paper down where you want it to be on the board and trace around the number—and a magical thing happens—all the pencil rubbing on the back acts like carbon paper (if you’re old enough to remember that) and you get an outline on the board!!
Ooh—aahh!
Color in the number—remember to use your best coloring skills.

Here’s where I got a little fancy. I took a scrap of 220 grit sandpaper and sanded down the entire board. The lines and numbers then looked like this:
Not to worry, a little stain marker along the edges and some finishing paste wax and the board looked fantabulous!

Now I won’t ever have to lose their measurements! I put where Mr. CFO and I measure up b/c the kids like to see how close they’re getting. I need to put grandparents on there too I think. They get a kick out of the idea that my grandma was only 4’ 11” at her tallest.
